Monday, December 10, 2007

The Attacks on Santa Continue

I heard this on the news last night, but according to this article, it's been in the ether for a few months.

I hadn't realized until recently that Santa dropped the pipe because of "social concerns" regarding the dangers of smoking. What of Frosty's corncob pipe?

Soon enough, Santa will be reduced to knocking on your door, lest his sliding down your chimney be perceived as breaking and entering.

1 comment:

Von Allan said...

I can deal with Santa. But Frosty? Madness! Without his corncob pipe the whole thing falls apart. Yeesh...PC stuff goes too far!