Nobody Is Safe

If you sit in the same place
long enough
you’ll see somebody
spill their hot coffee
right on their lap.

You’ll see somebody
lose their wallet
or their keys.

You’ll see somebody
looking at everybody
except the one
they’re with.

You’ll see somebody
get the worst e-mail
or text message
they’ve ever read.

If you sit in the same place
long enough
somebody will see those things
happen to you,
too.